Forever Bathroom Buddies (The Dribble Dudes Song)
Robert Baitinger, a songwriter from Germany
For songwriters who dont sing or perform it is extremely hard to make ones mark in the music business because they dont have a platform to present and promote their work. This is more or less the situation that I, Robert Baitinger, a songwriter from Germany, have been confronted with since I started writing songs in 1978.
My idea is to complement my songwriting capabilities with the "helping hands" of excellent artists, musicians and innovative producers. In the age of the internet it has become easier to communicate and collaborate with musicians and producers all over the world. I am utilizing the internet and pursuing the idea of a conceptual studio band with a frequently changing lineup of artists. I call this project the "Rob B. Project" since I supply the melodies and/or lyrics of a song and other musicians/producers/songwriters contribute their talents and skills to make it come to life.
Lyrics
Forever Bathroom Buddies (The Dribble Dudes Song)
[Verse 1]
Well, we packed our bags, hit the open skies
Two cute blondes and two brave guys
Toured Europe like a dream on wheels
From Spanish shores to German meals
But while the girls soaked up ancient scenes
Brian and I had different routines
Every ninety minutes, like clockwork - pop -
We'd start to hunt for a toilet spot!
[Chorus]
We're the Bathroom Buddies, the Dribble Dudes
Scoutin' toilets with determined moods
While the girls saw sights and ancient domes
We were trackin' stalls like Sherlock Holmes!
From Pisa to Paris, Venice to Rome
We've peed in places we now call home
With a Euro in hand and a need to stream
We're the Golden Stream Dream Team!
Forever Bathroom Buddies, the Dribble Dudes
Do-do-do-do, do, do, do-do-do, do do-do, do
[Verse 2]
Now the ladies laughed, said "it's kinda sweet
You two bond best on a bathroom seat"
They joked we shared a bladder curse
If peein' was sport, we'd both place first
"Goin' again?" they'd smirk and sigh
"Yup, it's time can't let it dry!"
Like synchronized swimmers, bold with pride
We'd hit the stalls side by side!
[Chorus]
We're the Bathroom Buddies, the Dribble Dudes
Scoutin' toilets with determined moods
While the girls saw sights and ancient domes
We were trackin' stalls like Sherlock Holmes!
From Pisa to Paris, Venice to Rome
We've peed in places we now call home
With a Euro in hand and a need to stream
We're the Golden Stream Dream Team!
Forever Bathroom Buddies, the Dribble Dudes
Do-do-do-do, do, do, do-do-do, do do-do, do
[Bridge]
In Spain the urinals reached the sky
Had to tiptoe just to aim that high!
In Rome, we got a bathroom deal:
Pay once to pee next one's a steal!
Atop the Eiffel Tower, breezy and bold
We let that golden fountain unfold
In Berlin's stalls, so sleek and grand
Heard Mozart echo while we took our stand
[Verse 3]
Now were back home with tales to tell
Of pay-to-pee breaks whoa, we know'em well
The girls brought home the art and views
We've got memories of European loos
Though our bladders weren't built to roam
We laughed so hard we felt at home
So raise a glass, make it H2O
To every stop where we had to go!
[Final Chorus]
We're the Bathroom Buddies, the Dribble Dudes
Scoutin' toilets with determined moods
While the girls saw sights and ancient domes
We were trackin' stalls like Sherlock Holmes!
From Pisa to Paris, Venice to Rome
We've peed in places we now call home
With a Euro in hand and a need to stream
We're the Golden Stream Dream Team!
Forever Bathroom Buddies, the Dribble Dudes
Do-do-do-do, do, do, do-do-do, do do-do, do
[Outro]
So if you see two fellas, holdin' maps and knees
They're not tourists they just need to pee!
Forever Bathroom Buddies, the Dribble Dudes
